A labor of...

Love? Hate? Both?

Tonight, the fruits of my labor for more than two years of my life debuted on the web. (Big snaps to those who spent even longer in web purgatory than me...)

Yes, audience. I designed this! Every. Single. Page.

Some fun facts:

• Click on the video teasers on the homepage. The thumbnails play!
  
• Yes, there's a portal. It connects you to a database. Or, three. And, my friends, you can try to register with multiple email addresses. But AEI will find you. And merge you into one person. This, I promise. (Well, maybe.)
  
• You can buy stuff!
• You can create an address book when you're spamming (uh, emailing) friends articles!
• You can create a reading list to save articles, and organize it into mini-lists!
• You can sign up for RSS feeds!
• These are all my ideas!...(Except RSS. Honestly, I think RSS is sort of useless. And if you disagree? Organize a convention with the other 4 people who use RSS....p.s. I still love you, N.!)

Finally, if you doth protest, and say that this website isn't to your taste? Honestly, it's not to mine either.

P.S. I don't have a job yet this summer. Please give me money. Please.