George Will v. Jeans

The most awesome op-ed ever written.

Containing such gems as:

Seventy-five percent of American "gamers" -- people who play video games -- are older than 18 and nevertheless are allowed to vote.

And then,

This is not complicated. For men, sartorial good taste can be reduced to one rule: If Fred Astaire would not have worn it, don't wear it. For women, substitute Grace Kelly.

Speaking of, some of you will remember the days my freshman year of college when I, too, refused to wear jeans. Snaps to my favorite contrarian curmudgeon for the reminder.