I ain't saying she's a gold-digger

But she ain't messin' with no broke (broke)...

The Post has hit a new low. But is it worse that this article in NYT?
(Conclusion: The Post is worse, for it's appalling lack of snark.)

Memo to men: Don't bring up money on the first date. Or, like, ever. It's happened to me, repeatedly, and it's pathetic. If you want to prove to me that you're educated and classy? Sign up for Merriam Webster's "Word of the Day" email and go get some monogrammed shirts and stationary. (I'm only half-kidding).

Sure, some women can be bought. Just keep in mind that any potential progeny borne with said woman might share with her the IQ of a rock. That's if you're lucky. Before her looks depreciate, she might meet a higher bidder.